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JoHn at 21:33, 3 March 2006

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let me tell you about a girl i know,
 had a drink about a hour ago
 sitting in a corner by herself,
 in a bar in downtown l.
 she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
 and saw a man she'd never seen before.
 light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
 
 well
 
 her heart raced as he walked through the door
 and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
 "my brand new car is parked right outside.
 how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
 
 and she said
 
 "wait a minute i have to think."
 he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
 one drink turned into 3 or 4
 and they left and got into his car
 and drove someplace real far.
 
 now babe the time has come.
 how'd ya like to have a little fun?
 and she said.
 "if we could only please be on our way
 i will not run."
 
 that's when things got out of control.
 she didn't want to, he had his way.
 she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
 
 come on babe it's your lucky day.
 shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
 come on baby don't be afraid,
 if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
 
 
 
 he finished up and he started the car
 he turned around and drove back to the bar
 he said."now baby don't be sad,
 in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
 she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
 hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
 come on party people won't you listen to me.
 date rape styley.
 
 the next day she went to her drawer,
 looked up her local attorney at law,
 went to the phone and filed a police report
 and then she took the guy's ass to court.
 
 well
 
 the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
 "she lies that little slut!"
 the judge knew that he was full of shit
 and he gave him 25 yrs
 and now his heart is filled with tears.
 
 one night in jail it was getting late.
 he was butt-raped by a large inmate
 and he screamed.
 but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
 
 that's when things got out of control.
 the moral of the date rape story,
 it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
 
 but that's the way it had to be.
 they locked him up and threw away the key
 well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
 even though he now takes it in the behind

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 let me tell you about a girl i know,
-<br>had a drink about a hour ago
+had a drink about a hour ago
-<br>sitting in a corner by herself,
+sitting in a corner by herself,
-<br>in a bar in downtown l.
+in a bar in downtown l.
-<br>she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
+she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
-<br>and saw a man she'd never seen before.
+and saw a man she'd never seen before.
-<br>light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
+light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
-<br>
-<br>well
+well
-<br>
-<br>her heart raced as he walked through the door
+her heart raced as he walked through the door
-<br>and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
+and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
-<br>"my brand new car is parked right outside.
+"my brand new car is parked right outside.
-<br>how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
+how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
-<br>
-<br>and she said
+and she said
-<br>
-<br>"wait a minute i have to think."
+"wait a minute i have to think."
-<br>he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
+he said, "that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
-<br>one drink turned into 3 or 4
+one drink turned into 3 or 4
-<br>and they left and got into his car
+and they left and got into his car
-<br>and drove someplace real far.
+and drove someplace real far.
-<br>
-<br>now babe the time has come.
+now babe the time has come.
-<br>how'd ya like to have a little fun?
+how'd ya like to have a little fun?
-<br>and she said.
+and she said.
-<br>"if we could only please be on our way
+"if we could only please be on our way
-<br>i will not run."
+i will not run."
-<br>
-<br>that's when things got out of control.
+that's when things got out of control.
-<br>she didn't want to, he had his way.
+she didn't want to, he had his way.
-<br>she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
+she said "let's go," he said "no way!"
-<br>
-<br>come on babe it's your lucky day.
+come on babe it's your lucky day.
-<br>shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
+shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
-<br>come on baby don't be afraid,
+come on baby don't be afraid,
-<br>if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
+if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
-<br>
-<br>
-<br>
+he finished up and he started the car
-<br>he finished up and he started the car
+he turned around and drove back to the bar
-<br>he turned around and drove back to the bar
+he said."now baby don't be sad,
-<br>he said."now baby don't be sad,
+in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
-<br>in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
+she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
-<br>she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
+hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
-<br>hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
+come on party people won't you listen to me.
-<br>come on party people won't you listen to me.
+date rape styley.
-<br>date rape styley.
-<br>
+the next day she went to her drawer,
-<br>the next day she went to her drawer,
+looked up her local attorney at law,
-<br>looked up her local attorney at law,
+went to the phone and filed a police report
-<br>went to the phone and filed a police report
+and then she took the guy's ass to court.
-<br>and then she took the guy's ass to court.
-<br>
+well
-<br>well
-<br>
+the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
-<br>the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
+"she lies that little slut!"
-<br>"she lies that little slut!"
+the judge knew that he was full of shit
-<br>the judge knew that he was full of shit
+and he gave him 25 yrs
-<br>and he gave him 25 yrs
+and now his heart is filled with tears.
-<br>and now his heart is filled with tears.
-<br>
+one night in jail it was getting late.
-<br>one night in jail it was getting late.
+he was butt-raped by a large inmate
-<br>he was butt-raped by a large inmate
+and he screamed.
-<br>and he screamed.
+but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
-<br>but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
-<br>
+that's when things got out of control.
-<br>that's when things got out of control.
+the moral of the date rape story,
-<br>the moral of the date rape story,
+it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
-<br>it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
-<br>
+but that's the way it had to be.
-<br>but that's the way it had to be.
+they locked him up and threw away the key
-<br>they locked him up and threw away the key
+well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
-<br>well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
+even though he now takes it in the behind
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