Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. I

Song Name: Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. I
Album: Robbin' the Hood
Released: 02.27.1994
Spoken By: Raleigh Theodore Sakers

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...and we’re gonna know who to kill.
We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminate all the lunatics all at once - with a filtering system of God.
We're the psycho-semantic police, you can't even see us.
How in the fuck can you do anything about it?
We're pure intelligence; you’re not. You’re biological product of a cosmological universe.
You’re molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you.
I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards.
You know who you are? You’re fuckin' semantic blockage, that's what made you up.
You're a fuckin' programmer named Christine Gontara. Who fucked up.
She sucked my cock, fell in love, but she was locked in.
She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again.
But if she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell.
She won't pass go, she'll never fuckin' win.
She's the cunt who thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit.
As long as she sucks me off when I tell her.
Cause she's my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette.
I want that cock sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars.
If she can't do it I'll try ten.
If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.
If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me in eternal time…